We all do it—some more than others. But there are those who do it a bit too much.
If you know one of these compulsive masturbators, check out these wanker gifts that will enhance their self-pleasuring experience.
Luxury Posh Wank Kit
Enhance your partner's masturbatory experience with this luxury posh wank kit. It contains a gold rubber glove, condom, lube sachet, and a luxury wet wipe—everything a man needs for some quality alone time.
Buy from Amazon UKWank Sock
If a male friend or family member has a habit of leaving their DNA everywhere or misusing your socks, this specialised wank sock is the perfect solution. It will contain all their mess so you won't need to wipe down the walls afterwards.
Buy from Amazon UKWank Tissues
If you hate the thought of the wank sock capturing all their DNA and being left on the floor for days, get them these wank tissues so they can hygienically clean and dispose of their mess.
Buy from Amazon UKWank Wipes
For those who can't wait until they get home to pleasure themselves, these handy wank wipes will help them clean up wherever they are.
Buy from Amazon UKPersonalised Wank Cloth
Or, if you want to be more environmentally-friendly and avoid wasting too many tissues or wipes, buy them this personalised wank cloth that can be washed and reused. The personalisation ensures that no one else will accidentally use their cleaning cloth.
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A great way to test if someone you know is a wankaholic is with this book. It features images that the average person wouldn't typically masturbate to, such as a salt shaker, a dog pooping in the park, and a tree trunk with a vagina-shaped crevice.
If the recipient does masturbate to any of these images, they might need professional help.
Buy from Amazon UKWank Diary
Self-pleasure is fun—sometimes a little too fun, and we might do it a bit too much. How do you remember all those great memories? With a wank diary, of course!
Give this specialist diary to a loved one so they can record all their special solo moments and reminisce about them in their old age.
Buy from Amazon UKAnti Wanker Prescription Box
If you're concerned about how often someone you know makes love to themselves, drop a hint by giving them this anti-wanker prescription box filled with sweets and tell them to take one whenever they start unzipping their trousers.
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If the anti-wanker prescription box fail to work, use these miltary and police grade handcuffs to prevent them from physically touching themselves.
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