We all know someone who spends an unusually long time on the toilet, which can either frustrate us or make us proud.
Browse toilet gift ideas that either pressure them into hurrying up or provide some entertainment while they drop off their passengers.
Poo Timer
It's frustrating when you're touching cloth or you're on the verge of wetting your pants and someone is taking an impossible amount of time in the bathroom. You keep asking yourself, "What on earth are they doing in there that's taking so long?".
To ensure they don't spend too long in the bathroom, get this poo timer, which gives bathroom users a time limit of five minutes to do their business. This will minimise the chances of others dropping off their passengers where they shouldn't.
Buy from Amazon UKToilet Golf
An average game of golf lasts about four hours. If you know someone who spends even longer on the toilet and loves golf, get them this toilet golf game to keep them entertained until their bowels are empty.
Buy from Amazon UKToilet Fishing
Fishing requires a ton of patience so this bathroom game is the perfect gift for those who love to catch fish for an hour while their toilet catches their poop.
Buy from Amazon UKPotty Piano
If you love creating music, get yourself this piano toilet mat so both you and your bottom can create masterpieces while sitting on the throne.
Buy from Amazon UKThings To Do While You Poo On The Loo
What do you do while patiently waiting on the toilet? Do you wonder if dogs have a top five list of their favourite foods? Or maybe you think about how great your next toilet visit is going to be.
If you think about pointless things like these, you'll love this book. It contains bathroom-related jokes, puzzles, and facts that will keep you entertained until your bowel is empty.
Buy from Amazon UKDeeply Satisfying Poo in Progress Sign
If you hate being interrupted while you work, this warning sign is perfect for you. It lets others know that you're working on something really important in the bathroom so they don't break your concentration...or your masterpiece.
Buy from Amazon UKSenior Citizens Constipation Kit
This constipation kit may be marketed to senior citizens but it can be used by anyone who experiences bum blockages and spends forever in the bathroom.
To help with bowel movement, simply light the stick of dynamite, place it in the appropriate 'exit', wait a few seconds, and voilà—problem solved!
If you have trouble getting rid of the remnants, the kit includes petroleum jelly to help things slide out more easily.
Buy from Amazon UKPoopsutra
Do you find yourself manoeuvering into different positions on the toilet because it's like a traffic jam down there and you're trying to get things moving? If so, get yourself this toilet guide which contains 69 positions that will help you achieve the perfect bowel movement—no matter how constipated you are.
Buy from Amazon UK52 Things to Do While You Poo: Hunt the Dump
Find a poop while you lose a poop with this search-and-find book. Each page features a scene with a hidden poop, ensuring you'll be entertained while you spend half the day on the toilet.
Buy from Amazon UKAirwick V.I.Poo Pre-Poo Toilet Spray
If you spend ages on the toilet, you're probably leaving the bathroom filled with toxic gases. To prevent the next person from passing out from the smell, use this toilet spray before you do your business—it captures poop particles so they don't float up others' nostrils and risk brain damage.
Buy from Amazon UK